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  • I work at Pierce & Pierce on Wall Street. I enjoy talking about music and fashion. I also enjoy dissecting and skull fucking prostitutes.

  • Member Since: Dec 10, 2008
  • Last Login: Oct 02, 2009
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Comments [10 of 25]

NyLoRaCc

Ah, it's fine and dandy, sonny. ;)

So, since we spent this weekend figuring out what we'll do to the prostitutes, we'll have to postpone the ritual until next weekend. Come up with some good ideas yourself and I'll buy you your own--on me! :D

 
NyLoRaCc

haha Yes! Exactly my intention... :D

And yes, a weed whacker! Tears 'em up real good. >:)

 
bradmatthews

Thanks and like the new Bateman avi yourself ;)

 
NyLoRaCc

hehe Oh, it will be soooo raunchy. Are you ready? ;)

PS: Are you serious? You don't know what a weed eater is, and what it's for?

It's for sticking into prostitutes' vaginas/anuses and then turning them on! Watching the bloodbath as it spurts in your face, perhaps followed by dung, only enriches the satisfaction of your kill. Absolutely marvelous. You should try it sometime.

 
NyLoRaCc

Hey, what are you doing this weekend? We should get a prostitute. I got my weed eater fixed. >:)

 
NyLoRaCc

hehe Hell yeah! ;) Knowledge is power, for only the educated are truly free.

And I must say... I like your business card wayyy better than Craig's. <3

 
LilacBiya

Wow, that's so hot. I'm sure it would compliment your chainsaw, you bad boy.

 
patrickbateman187

It means so much to me, I'm getting a hard-on.

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LilacBiya

Would it mean anything to you whatsoever if I told you that I liked your business card better than Craig's?

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