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- Date Created: 10.07.08
In an announcement with major implications...
Scientists Discover Gene Responsible For Eating Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips
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I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippie Owner
"I didn't ask for this shit, you know", says Thunder The Ferret.
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A little patchouli covers that right up.
Ah, the musky stink of the ferret.
its nice whe i shove furrets up my arse
They're worth looking up, search News Archives on The Onion.
filthy ferrets
DAMN!
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