Comments [6]

chrisvalls

or, how about: "Matt, don't use your toothbrush. Asshole."

 
killer_wolf

I can't believe it's not butter!

 
ApocalypseCow

I would reply to that note with another note:

Matt,
I took a dump on your bed. Sorry about that. Don't use your pillow.
- Eric

 
LilacBiya

DEATH to the roommate!