Sucks Or Rules

Damn, I ought to measure up well then.......

The female condom was used by a partner of mine, and it was disconcerting because it was already "on" when her clothes came off, and the outer part sort of hangs outside the labia. During sex, it made a queef noise that finally had us both laughing our asses off.

We were irresponsible. She took it out and we did it without any protection. In my defense, I had a condom...we were just horny and enthusiastic. It's a lot to ask of a girl, though, to put that thing in. A male condom is a treat compared to it.

The woman on the left looks like a health professional, or a sex ed person of some kind. The other woman, on the right, looks like a cute girl that got a shitty job working at a sex industry trade show. Vaguely humiliated.

I want her to show me what a "frenzy" is.