Sucks Or Rules

I was going to say, "Tell me I'm not the only person who thinks that the one on the left looks like a giant fucking whale and the one on the right looks like a strange piece of fruit!"

Looks like a floating whale!

Yeah, I suppose that's true. For some reason I thought I could overcome the fear, but as I look at it I'm now convinced I'd have a heart attack or piss my pants. I've never actually pissed out of fear...not having a vagina helps. But that might do it. I may have to change to the luxury blimp.

Imagine it full of rich people, including rich women. Maybe one would want to "slum it" with me. As we glide over the surface of the water, looking for an incredibly dangerous sand bar to park at and go swimming, we could be quietly humping in one of the state rooms. Her husband out in the bar, trying to talk someone else into doing the same thing.

Oh, to be a male bimbo. I have Linda, so I couldn't do it, but Linda and I could fuck on the blimp, just to say we fucked on a blimp.

That thing on the left is a lot cooler from the outside. If it springs a leak, people for miles around will speak with a squeaky voice.