Great Moments in Black History
Obama for President vs. Duane Gets a Piece of White Hiney
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- DWLyle
- Date Created: 06.13.08
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I've been in a small WI college town for the past 5 years, minus the distractions. Before that I'd lived in Green Bay, since birth. Cheesehead, represent.
yo dub 84.... sorry, got caught up in the moment.... were you lay at??.... DAMMMIT!!! ok, are you from buffalo?
I've seen everything he's put out, which was one DVD and two CDs. There's actually a NEW CD that's supposed to come out sometime in the fall! His longtime girlfriend is working to get it released, weeding out the old previously released material, so this CD is stuff we haven't heard. I love Mitch! I saw him live in March '05, he was gone less than a month later.
'Blockhead', haha! All he's missing is the football and a horrible comb-over.
The Charlie Brown shirt he is wearing speaks to how he is being humiliated by his girlfriend. You blockhead, buy me some tampons and pick me up at Duane's house tomorrow morning around 8am. Now scoot!
I mean on the right... damn dyslexia!
That white kid in the striped sweater on the left has this look like "There goes my drunk girlfriend..." That bag in his lap is probably tampons he she had him pick up earlier. What a sucker.
Mitch Hedberg RIP, that dude was so funny. Ever watch his old stuff on youtube? The best one is when he takes care of a heckler. He drinks the guy's drink and that cracks me up every time.
I can't think of a better way to put a person to sleep than watching the same mindless scene repeated over and over, for 4 or 5 hours at a crack. Some classic NASCAR rips I enjoy:
Jim Rome's take on the legitimacy of the 'sport': ''Been a lot of talk out there lately about the legitimacy of beard competitions. Is it, or is it not a sport? My answer is simple and it comes in a neat four-word package. ''SHUT UP, it is.'' It's way more of a sport than Nascar. Karl-Heinz Hille is more of an athlete than Greg Biffle will ever be. Karl-Heinz can drive. I'd like to see Danica Patrick grow a beard. Not happening. Do you know how many years it takes to groom the perfect goatee? And, put this way, there are only two on record. One belongs to Fernando Vina and you are looking at the other one. And I'm sure Fernando would agree, it takes years and skill to pull this off. Now, bump it up a notch and grow your beard into a check mark or triple handlebars and you're talking a lifetime of commitment. And on top of that, it's finally a sport that the Swedes can dominate. So the next time you step up to me with the question ''Is a beard competition a sport?'' You ask yourself, ''Why the hell are Mach 3 turbo refills so damn expensive?''. There is your answer. I'm out.'' Along with his suggestion to "Mix in a right every now and then"
Mitch Hedberg's bit about NASCAR: "I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."
Freakin' 'Necks... ahh.
It makes me happy to know that I'm not alone. I hate NASCAR on a level that is impossible to put into words. It's like...wow do I hate this "sport." I live in Boston, and you can see cars going in circles all over the place.
Talk about lame sports, you are not kidding............
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