World of Sex: Regrets-Wasabi on clitoris, sex in woods
"Put some wasabi on my clit!" And had sex on poison ivy. Both mistakes.
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- DWLyle
- Date Created: 06.12.08
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No I don't. You wouldn't believe that I'm not sharing. I'm not going to talk about that steamer trunk full of hookers in my basement.
Oops.
You really do share a lot.
Now DW. You being an intelligent guy and all and I'm sure Linda is too. Wasabi on female genitalia is NEVER a good idea.........
This is tough for us to answer (yes, Linda is voting with me on this). The wasabi caused horribly discomfort that took forever to wash off. We brought home some sushi. Then did the "eat sushi off my belly" routine, which led to...you know.
Fucking outside was done on Long Island, New York, near Oyster Bay. We stole away from friends and family and got naked in a secluded spot near an old row boat. Incredibly, while we were fucking the owner of the boat showed up and we all pretended that we weren't just caught fucking in the bushes. That's no big deal...I don't care that some guy saw us mid-coitus (from one HELL of an angle).
But poison ivy was apparently around, and my poor Linda went through two weeks of severe itchiness. Still, the wasabi was worse.
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