Jesus vs. Marine Snipers

Battle To The Death!!!!!With rifles of course!!!

Created By:
AngusMan92
AngusMan92
Date Created: 05.19.08

Rambo Jesus

Jesus with a Winchester! Get Some!!!!!

Rambo Jesus
VS

Marine Snipers

Best shooters in the world.

Marine Snipers

This Battle:

84%
VS
16%

Comments [8]

scorrs

I just love how that douche in the picture is pointing that macho stick at that long haired dress wearing sickafant........... pull the trigger and take all your followers with him. If this site proves anything its that humans have been raised to be afraid of others. I don't understand it.

 
AngusMan92

listen im sorry about the racist comment, im usually not like that, its just that popfem was sayin annoying stuff on all my battles,and it just pissed me off. Im sure the israeli snipers are extremely skilled

 
billyvillain

Jesus is magical and shit. No sniper can beat that. Some people believe that Jesus was actually not a total pacifist and often cite that business in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas as the reason. Dont ask me the chapter or verse, but more or less a young JC kills another kid for bumping into him. Obviously most Christians do not accept this gospel as genuine. Personally i couldnt care less. I worship glycon.

 
killer_wolf

Jesus is an innocent pacifist. Our government is the best at killing those kinds of people. So he'd get wasted pretty quick.

Lame pissing contest. Get an english SAS fan and they'll argue till they're blue in the face. Same with French foriegn legion lovers. The fact of the matter is with snipers. It's up to the individual to be great at it. They have to be cold and creative. That's something that a good training can help along, but ultimatley it's up to the individual to suceed.

That being said the best Sniper ever came from a small military. He was a Finnish man by the name of Simo Häyhä also knows as "The White Death." Durring the Soviet Winter war he killed up to 542 soviet soldiers. He's followed by a Canadian and a German with confirmed kills, and the German with the confirmed kills is Matthias Hetzenauer not "the enemy at the Gate's" Praised Russian Vasily Grigoryevich Zaytsev. Vasily Grigoryevich Zaytsev's story is a great example of history as recalled by the victors.

What's with people loving the Israely army now? I don't doubte they're a great military, but the advertise to much for me to think they're anything special. Compared to us though Columbian drug lord soldiers are ran less chaotically. Who I think is doing great is the French Foriegn Legion. They are what the UN is supposed to be!

 
Raya390

Sorry about the double post, but that post was for AngusMan92

 
Raya390

I'm Sorry, But that is just fucking racist, Excuse my language, but its racist douche bags assholes like you who ruin my day. Oh and Jesus would win, GOD POWERS ACTIVATE (no offense Christians of any type.)

 
AngusMan92

wow how about you stop being a dick cheese and bein negative on all of my battles. And,no, israelis arent the best. Theyere too busy adjusting their yamachas and complaining about the heat to shoot strait.

 
PopFem

Israelis are the best snipers in the world. Everyone fucking knows that, you AC/DC fanatic.