Comments [9]

wide84

Someone's certainly getting a lot of mileage out of the disgusting, flag-wearing disgrace to self-restraint picture. Damn you, DW!

 
greedshallperish2012

well id like to see the guy because anyone who comes to my door at 3 am is getting a billy club to their face and i wouldnt feel bad a bout knocking out a dude.

 
ChloeLikesWomen

I'd open up for both of them but for different reasons & the one on the right looks like she should be in a psych ward.

 
DWLyle

lol. I have a peep-hole. Well, I don't, but my front door does. And it's metal, so I hope I could hold off Miss America there until the cops arrive. The man on the left is so well coiffed and dressed (and made-up) that my curiosity would get the best of me.

I also have a mail slot, and I'm not 100% sure that Miss America couldn't ooze through it like some horrid, Unnatural Thing.

She should have put a flag over her face. I'd rather see a nipple than that squash.

 
nickkasack

Lol! If either were at my door at 3 am,

#1. I am not answering the door, I have a phone and all my friends know my number so they can call if they need me to come to the door

#2. If I was feeling nice and I did answer the door they would be met with a nice SLAM!

 
DWLyle

It's amazing how her face is so awful it draws attention away from her outfit.